And we're back! Tons of fantastic and truly ridiculous submissions this time around, and I'm sorry I couldn't get to all of them. If you want to be featured in a future edition, just send me a question either on Twitter (@rwohan) or over email to ohanlonmailbag@gmail.com. I'll do my best to answer it.
Now for the ones I did answer...
A renegade trillionaire has bought out the contracts of all of the world's male soccer players, and for his own amusement, is hosting a mini-tournament with the players split up into four teams based on their positions. So it's a team of the best forwards vs. the best midfielders vs. the best defenders vs. the best goalkeepers. One wrinkle to keep it interesting/fair for the keepers: The GK team gets to play two of their 11 players at the goalkeeper position at once if they choose.
How do the teams play, and who wins? Bonus points for giving us each team's XI. Double bonus points for estimating the total value of all the world's male soccer players in the sale that precipitated this madness. -- Patrick S
